Friday, June 28, 2013

What happens when you close your mouth & let your ass talk!

What happens is..... Some serious dumb 'shit' usually comes out. I recently met an industry professional in RTP through networking. She seemed very professional so we scheduled lunch as a follow up to the networking.

Well! Lunch was a real eye opener. I could not believe the shit coming out of her mouth. I just sat there thinking ...if I closed my eyes I swear I was listening to Anna Faris (from Scary Movie 1 2 & 3) and not the short sunkissed woman sitting in front of me ...Lol!

I refuse to share what she talked about during that hour. Usually women that open that easily are lonely or craving a friendship, so I invited her to work out with me one day in the near future. She declined my offer & said "I only work on the pole". Now my mind was on a real shock trip - wtf!

She explained it was a pole dancing class. One day each week she leaves work for 2 hrs to attend her pole dancing classes. Then she asked me if I wanted to join her for a class or two. I kindly declined. We had a good lunch and then parted ways.

Interesting day!

Monday, June 10, 2013

Things one sees in NC

Today I witnessed a snake devouring a rodent - GROSS yet I could not turn away!!!

Captured it on video. Maybe I'll post it later.